Steven Write stuff from another blog:
-Some people are afriad of heights. I'm afraid of widths.
- Can you cry under water?
- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?
- Why do you have to 'put your 2 cents in'...but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts? Where's that extra penny going?
- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
- What did cured ham actually have?
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every 3 hours?
- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? (kinda stupid)
- If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON tv?
- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
- How come we choose from just 2 people for President and fifty for Miss America?
- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
- If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?